Weighing Day

[lathany]

Back at the baby clinic, the twins were put on the scales :

Ryan - 10.24kg (22lbs 9oz)
Beatrice - 10.95kg (24lbs 2oz)

And each were given a National Condom Week balloon (un-inflated).

Comments

[cuthbertcross.livejournal.com]

It could have been worse, knowing the kind of freebies *some* places get given;
You might have got balloons with the number of the local clap clinic on them!

My dodgiest aquisition in this vein was a pen in the shape of a pessary, with the imaginative name "Vagifem" on the side! Mmmmmmm.....