Carol singer

[lathany]

This morning only half my train turned up. And the inside was still full of the rubbish from the night before. The reason?

"We apologise for this being a short train. This is because a tree hit it at 3am and we were unable to use the other four carriages. This is also why the train has rubbish in it."

Apparently trees use McDonalds.

Comments

[condign.livejournal.com]

a tree hit it

OK, I'm not messing with you. You live in a neighborhood so rough, the trees take swings at trains.

[lathany.livejournal.com]

Definitely the best train announcement I'd heard in a long time.

[the-original1.livejournal.com]

A tree hit it.

How?

[lathany.livejournal.com]

I and my friend assume the tree fell on it. Although images of Treebeard came to mind...

[the-original1.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Wizard of Oz apple trees.

[cuthbertcross.livejournal.com]

I suspect the local Wetherspoons was doing a buy-one-get-one-tree offer, so by 3am the tree was totally wasted.

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was on a branch line.