Has your daughter considered a career in comedy? Sounds like she's much more suited to that than being a formula 1 driver, or whatever it was chrestomancy was suggesting ;-)
Does she have fairy wings? Do you mind if she acquires a set? Cos I have two, and I'd happily pass a set on in the interests of indoctrination encouragement to the younger generation.
Reminds me of my baby sister's favourite joke when she was three or four: Q: What do you call a small elephant with a short nose and small ears? A: A mouse. Q: What do you call a large mouse with big ears? A: An elephant with a short nose. Q: What do you call an elephant with small ears? A: A large mouse with a long nose. etc. etc., concluding with the unexpected punchline... Q: What do you call a long green elephant? A: A crocodile!
Now I'm having flashbacks to elephant jokes....as in
How many Elephants can you get in a mini? 4, 2 in the front, 2 in the back (no idea why this one's funny), but it sets you up for those jokes about how you can tell if an elephants been in your fridge.
No prizes for the (rather painful and predictable) punchline.
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Date: 2005-03-15 08:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 10:06 am (UTC)I must ask her what she thinks. It'd probably be worth another entry.
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Date: 2005-03-15 12:32 pm (UTC)"I want to be a fairy."
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Date: 2005-03-15 02:15 pm (UTC)Does she have fairy wings? Do you mind if she acquires a set? Cos I have two, and I'd happily pass a set on in the interests of
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Date: 2005-03-15 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 12:46 pm (UTC)Q: What do you call a small elephant with a short nose and small ears?
A: A mouse.
Q: What do you call a large mouse with big ears?
A: An elephant with a short nose.
Q: What do you call an elephant with small ears?
A: A large mouse with a long nose.
etc. etc., concluding with the unexpected punchline...
Q: What do you call a long green elephant?
A: A crocodile!
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Date: 2005-03-15 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 04:42 pm (UTC)How many Elephants can you get in a mini?
4, 2 in the front, 2 in the back (no idea why this one's funny), but it sets you up for those jokes about how you can tell if an elephants been in your fridge.
No prizes for the (rather painful and predictable) punchline.
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Date: 2005-03-15 04:54 pm (UTC)How do you get five elephants in a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back and one in the glove compartment.
How do you get five giraffes in a Mini?
You can't, it's full of elephants.
How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Straight down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.
How do you tell if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling.
How do you tell if there's an elephant in your bed?
By the "E" embroidered on his pyjamas.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's grey, and kills you if it falls on you out of a cherry tree?
A carpark.
etc.
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Date: 2005-03-15 05:23 pm (UTC)Although....
What do you do if an elephant comes through the window?
(Go on, you all know the answer)
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Date: 2005-03-16 09:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-15 04:57 pm (UTC)So they can hide in cherry trees
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries
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Date: 2005-03-15 11:06 pm (UTC)