And finally the cow level. Sort of.

[lathany]

So, last weekend chrisvenus was busy hunting items and this week he presented us with the things to open the secret level.

It wasn't quite what we expected. It started off in a style that wasn't entirely a surprise to chrisvenus and myself, the cow level believers. And, while Alistair was rather disconcerted by the appearance of the cow king's ghost (as the cow king is killed in the Diablo 2 secret cow level), he was very pleased to hear that the cow king loves puns.

Then we stepped through the portal.



Yes, that really is a purple unicorn that you can see ("Purple Rainbow Unicorn"). And it's ****ing deadly. It's not nearly as bad as the flowers though.

We eventually accepted that it was all too much for us, went back and did the "cow" level for the difficulty we had just finished and that was much more to our ability.

Alistair admitted that he hadn't expected it to be remotely true. But added, that he had been technically right - there were no cows. chrisvenus and I retorted that there was the ghost of the cow king, which counted.


So there you go.

With thanks to chrisvenus for the screenshot.