The new accessory for all fashionable computers is...

[lathany]

...the Standing Ryan.

Whenever you wish to use the computer to play a game (Syberia is currently recommended) or write an email then the Standing Ryan will appear by your knee to provide company, support and a variety of noises. The Ryan can be persuaded to hug your knee or deter any passing cat from approaching the keyboard. The Standing Ryan is half of a set - the other part being the Smiling Beatrice (mostly immobile).

Apply to the Camus household. Only available while stocks last.

Please note that it is inadvisable to move the Standing Ryan any closer to the keyboard. To do so invalidates your guarantee.

Comments

I still haven't encountered these mythical creatures.

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

How do I know "Ryan" and "Bea" aren't made up?

(That is to say, can I come and meet them sometime?)

Warranty invalidated?

[ieyasu.livejournal.com]

Is that the Ryan's warranty, or your keyboard's?

Re: I still haven't encountered these mythical creatures.

[lathany.livejournal.com]

You can, but if it is before Christmas, it'll pretty much have to be a weekday night.

That OK with you ?

Cheers,
Dawn.

Re: Warranty invalidated?

[lathany.livejournal.com]

Both.

The keyboard's 'cos he can hit really rather hard.
The Standing Ryan's 'cos after that he realises he is being Denied keyboard and consequently becomes the Screaming Ryan instead.

Dawn.