"Mummy, why did you and uncle
chrestomancy play1 together when you were little?"
"Because uncle
chrestomancy is my brother."
"Oh. Were you twins?"
"No."
"Why weren't you twins?"
1 Play included occasionally beating the **** out of each other. But I didn't mention that bit.
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"Oh. Were you twins?"
"No."
"Why weren't you twins?"
1 Play included occasionally beating the **** out of each other. But I didn't mention that bit.