You can tell...

...when the physiotherapist is due.

The twins have their timetable carefully altered so that they are fed, changed and caged for her arrival. The floor is vacuumed and the level of tea bags is carefully checked.

I feel like those people who clean their house the evening before the cleaner is due.

Wow !

I suspect most people have probably seen this already, but...

I just looked at the OU RPGSoc web-pages and... and they've changed ! They're blue and updated and everything !

And I only recognise about a third of the current committee - a definite sign of old age.