Flutter

[lathany]

Ryan now has longer eyelashes than I do. This is Just Wrong.

Comments

[ealuscerwen.livejournal.com]

How did you measure without poking him in the eye with a ruler?

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

One can only assume an indirect measure was used: The wind velocity generated by one complete flutter. By implication, the Camus household are in possession of some highly sensitive motion detection devices.

[onebyone.livejournal.com]

One can only assume an indirect measure was used

Or that Ryan was poked in the eye with a ruler.

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

Or both.

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

Or some as-yet unknown fourth alternative. Or some combination of the unknown alternative and the previously described options.

[lathany.livejournal.com]

Could it be that the hospital proved us with a special eyelash measurer, along with the sharps bin and the six types of medicine?

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

That would just be weird.