ext_76852 ([identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lathany 2003-06-23 06:31 am (UTC)

In Joke ?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Duke Lawrence please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Duke Lawrence please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a cloned person before
Jaws all on the floor like a 30ft flying cat just burst through the door
And ripped up your castle worse than before
The Moro are too dead to give a f*ck anymore
It's the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Veraint said...
Nothing you idiots! Veraint's dead, he's locked in my basement!
(Ha-ha!)
Lathany ambassadors love Lawrence
"Duke Lawrence, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his Dukedom back
Flipping through portals, yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in Duchess Louise's courtroom...

(etc.)


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