Can I now (having read my turnsheet reply) say "WTF!"

I thought things were going to get unusual but I didn't quite expect the strangeness going on here. I think I need to talk to some people and find out what on earth is going on... I have some major suspicions out of character (knowing it is a game and all) but I have to work out how much of that I will think in character. Possibly a lot of it. This boat already seems far too much like a fairy tale. :)